i no your clever, ew go tell mi erryday,
“Cactuses are cacti,”
its “grammar not gramer,”
I were texn en clas:
Saen, “What are you’s up 2?”
“ew wanna cach up at free?”
“Th-ree” “you” “catch”
Wht eva, cee ew then.
Pleez correct mi wen im wrong,
i told ew a fac,t about capitle gain that im learning:
Ew told me, I have it al worng! “Actual:
Spiders’ fall in you’re mouth wile your
asleep,” said mi. That’d be a fact.
“Hmm, No. that was
eehm, eehm,” sed ew.
Stop clern ur throoht.
You and mi gotta talk, i am fedd
upon you’re games, and correctedness.
alot of pepol been teasing me a bout
what i dont known:
“Labour not Laber,”
“Vote not voet,”
“I ate it, no not: I eatn it.”
i stop 2 pik up kans on the roed.
i study this boook a bout quotes and things.
It towld mi, “ain’t no body need listen to
your critike, and no1 need be right al
I mighten be as edujkatd as
ew, but cant i still share my vyews,
and kant you cee i am as humen as thee?”
i kan tawk fanci 2.
the other day gramma gone tell mi
somefin pretty fine. she heard mi
sing and said the old folcs at her rest holme
might like a preformince. 1 of them gone
weep, and told me i got a voice. i
make them smile all day, said gramma.
i no a ridle 2, watch me be a clever fox!
“A man, a plan a canal panama”
Doncha know, sally get yer tung?
Cencor me else il tawk a bout
ceria or boms or threedom
stop mi befor i
i no your clever, ew go tell mi erryday
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